Welcome!

Here you will find an assortment of Whimsical and MIGHTY products.

🍂 Whimsy Bros, Muscle Goblins and Cottage HARLOTS gather round! 🍂

Why Is Everything So Pricey?

If I could, I would sell everything for $20 and leave it at that! Especially when it comes to apparel. But alas every 3rd party site that prints, ships and handles returns requires a big fee. This site is the only one I found that offers a nice website builder AND a bunch of products with color choices. I tried to make everything cheaper and somehow I would owe the site money if I made a sweatshirt $30?? I have no idea.

To those who do spend their hard earned money on these silly little products, know that I think you are a crazy person and the only thing crazier than my perception of you is my belief in your generosity toward a bunch of stupid kids running around in the woods hitting eachother.

Thank you for being here.

- Red

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What IS a reference model?

(a person)

  • A reference model is someone who poses for photos that are used by illustrators, painters, sculptors and even poets who draw inspiration visually or conceptually from the model. Even the idea of the model can spark inspiration in an artist.

(synonym)

  • A person who's appearance, their form or overall vibe acts as a muse for creatives

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Your support means the world to not only me but my young students as well. Every penny goes towards them and my dream of building my FREE boxing gym for underprivileged kids!

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